after club penguin
year 2 ACP
just…..just..stay hydrated and we’ll sort out the rest later
what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck
aawb:
Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.
I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now
Yep
The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago
you can’t just say shit like that without a warning
Everyone who has an over the top gender reveal party for their baby is going to be super pressed when their child starts identifying zimselves as a radical leftist gender fluid non-binary hunty who uses zim/bim/blam pronouns and it’s going to be HILARIOUS
Caleb McLaughlin photographed by Jason Barbagel for VMan
yall need to stop acting surprised when some shit gets popular and some of the people who like it do some shitty stuff and then being like “the fandom ruined this thing”, like yeah im sure theres some serial killers who really liked the beatles but does that mean they ruined the beatles? no. the beatles already fucking suck
every nazi should live in terror and shame until they change or die
goals for 2018
the holy trinity: beauty of the mind, richness of the spirit, tenderness of the heart.
yall gay girls know you gotta actually communicate to other girls to date them right?
whoever clocked the tea that all these large corporations sponsoring computer programming/coding “bootcamps” aren’t doing it from the kindness of their hearts to help young ppl and marginalized people get skills like they’re doing it to flood the job market of people who can code so they can lower the wages of people they hire as employees like that’s so wild to me
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet
I’m too high for this